the lizard Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 ===================================================== Two rich English hunters, William and Cranners, got a Welsh pilot (Jones the Plane) to fly them from Kent to Ceredigion, to hunt some of those famous Dairy Cows. After a long weekend outside the cowshed, they managed to bag six. (Out of a herd of 120). As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four cows. The two Seiss [english] objected strongly. "I say old man, last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, (as they were paying the ridiculously large bill), Jones gave in and all six were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load, and went down a few moments after take-off. Climbing out of the wreckage, William asked Cranners, "I say, any idea where we are, old chap?" "What Ho, I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." said Cranners. ===================================================== the Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 old joke still good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Good joke, but it wasn't me, it was henry_d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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