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Two nuns, Sister Senga and Sister Helen, are travelling from Scotland through Europe in their car.

 

They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

 

'Aw naw!' shouts Sister Senga. 'Whit are we gonnae dae?'

 

'Turn the windae wipers oan, That will get rid of the abomination, says Sister Helen.

 

Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about,but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

 

Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?' she shouts.

 

'Switch on the windae washirs. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen.

 

Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs.

 

Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

 

'It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?' shouts Sister Senga.

 

'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen. 'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister Senga.

 

She opens the window and shouts.......

 

"Get the ***** aff the ****** car ya wee ******** that ya are” :good:

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