red_stag88 Posted June 26, 2003 Report Share Posted June 26, 2003 Havent had a joke for a while, a friend sent me this: > > Dear Technical Support, > > > > 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, >which > > I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently > > conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try >and > > run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. > > > > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other > > applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9. > > Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program, > > Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my > > system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. > > > > Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same > > time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, > > they caused severe damage to my hardware. > > > > I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon > > had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up >all > > my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and > > Cleanhouse 2003. > > > > Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very > > unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically > > stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then >resurfaced > > months later when I had forgotten about them. > > > > Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and > > can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge Excel. These latter > > products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem >is. > > > > Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,requiring > > ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs > > to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child > > processes that drain my resources. > > > > These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning > > me that they are an illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches >itself > > to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a > > rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off. > > > > Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be > > problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 > > detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before > > uninstalling itself. > > > > Any help on this matter would be most gratefully recieved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave15 Posted June 26, 2003 Report Share Posted June 26, 2003 Sounds About Right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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.223 Posted June 26, 2003 Report Share Posted June 26, 2003 spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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