Quist Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her husband, "please be gentle I am a virgin". "What"? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if you've if you have been married ten times. "Well, husband No.1 was a Sales Representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be but was always on the road". "Husband No.2 was in Software Services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me." "Husband No.3 was from Field Services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system fired up". "Husband No.4 was in Telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver". "Husband No.5 was an Engineer:, he understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-art method. "Husband No.6 was from administration; he thought he knew how, but was never sure when to schedule it." "Husband No.7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it". "Husband No.8 was Psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it". "Husband No.9 was Gynecologist, all he did was look". "Husband No.10 was Stamp Collector; all he ever did was............God I miss him. " But now that I've married you, I am so excited!" "Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're a Second-hand car dealer"......This time I KNOW I'm going to get screwed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pelt man Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Shes in for a shock, a second hand cars sales man would: "JUST PASS IT ON TO SOMEONE ELSE WITHOUT DOING A THING TO IT" :yp: PELT MAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Very good! :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bofh Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Yea I like that one 6/10 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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