the pelt man Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the inevitable check. To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!" and he actually did. The next morning's newspaper carried the news item: "JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN BLIND ALLEY." :yp: PELT MAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Axe Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 :yp: Its the way ya tell um! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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