Browning GTS Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten > >husbands. > > > > > >On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, > >I'm still a virgin". > > > >What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been > >married ten times? > > > >She replied... > > > >Husband 1 was a Management Consultant; he kept telling me how great > >it's going to be. > > > >Husband 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was > >supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. > > > >Husband 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out > >diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. > > > >Husband 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, > >he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. > > > >Husband 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted > >three years to research, implement, and design a new State-of-the-art > >method. > > > >Husband 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, > >but he wasn't sure whether it was his job. > > > >Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never > >sure how to position it. > > > >Husband 8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. > > > >Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. > > > >Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God I miss > >him! > > > >But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" > > > >"Good," said the husband, "but, why?" > > > >"You're a Tax Man...... > > > >This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" Ps No tens a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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