Browning GTS Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every >> year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that Helicopter". >> Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty >> Dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars". >> >> One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, >> I'm >> 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another >> chance." Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars - and >> fifty dollars is fifty dollars". >> The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. >> I'll >> take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire >> ride >> and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's >> fifty >> dollars." >> >> Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of >> fancy >> maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and >> over again, but still not a word. >> >> When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did >> everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm >> Impressed!" >> Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something >> when >> Esther fell out, but you know -- fifty dollars is fifty dollars." >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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