bertie2 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Inconsiderate wife Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours later, Ralph says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. Later, as Ralph gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realises he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey? please...just one more time before I die?" She says, "Of course, dear" and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours.? He taps his wife, who is a bit sleepy. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...?" At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning. You don't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Nice one Mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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