Dead-Eyed Duck Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell, and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she demanded. "I'm waiting for your son to come home from work", the daughter-in-law answered. "But you are naked!", the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress", she continued. "It excites him beyond belief. Every time he sees me in this dress he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me". The mother-in-law left, pondering. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally he came home. He walked in and saw her lying there, provocatively. "What on earth are you doing?", he asked. "This is my love dress", she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing", he said. "What's for dinner?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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