Another Old Joke that Needs a Home

new to the flock · August 4, 2006

Young Paddy is sad as his dear old Mom has just departed. In her will she leaves him her most treasured possession. A parrot.

Now Paddy lives on a chicken farm with a big old barn and 1000 chickens that lay eggs for him. With the parrot moved in and settled, Paddy decides to let him fly around and be a part of the farm. The next thing Paddy sees is the parrot outside the window ******** a chicken. Paddy runs out grabs the parrot and yells at him to leave the chickens alone.

Ten minutes later Paddy looks out the window and theres the parrot shaggin another chicken. This time when he runs out he grabs the parrot shakes him hard and yells at him to leave the chickens alone. To be sure that he does he pulls one of the feathers from the top of the parrots head and warns him not to do it again.

Again 10 minutes go by and Paddy sees the parrot giving it to another chicken. Well this time out goes Paddy, he grabs the parrot and pulls all of the feathers out of the parrots head, and then lets him go with a warning not to touch a chicken again.

Well the rest of the day goes by and there is a big barn dance at Paddys that evening. Paddy is nervouse about what the parrot will do when everyone arrives, so he grabs him and throws him up on a beam inside the door and tells him if he moves he will be tomorrows soup.

The evening is going well with everyone dancing, and having a grand time. The parrot is behaving well as he sulks up on his beam and Paddy has just about forgotton him. Until................

The bald headed parish priest walks in and a voice from above rings out..........