Devilishdave Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 One day, Tony B'Liar visited a primary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the PM. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.'' "Well," one girl replied, "If my mum ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!" B'Liar smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone else give it a try?" A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!" B'Liar shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?" Another weel girl raised her hand and said, "Well, if you and Cherie were in Blair Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!" "Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?" "Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!" Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 that wee girl should get a medal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 From the mouths of babes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russy06 Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 nice one. gd joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Fingers crossed LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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