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I've checked and it appears that it's been corrected now but I swear this is true:-

 

"Sir, we've not had your references for your FAC application."

 

"That's funny, I know they were posted about a fortnight ago. Are you sure?"

 

"Yes."

 

"You've not had them from Yorkshire then?"

 

"What do you mean?"

 

"They had to be sent to Yorkshire."

 

"Don't be silly, why would they go to Yorkshire?"

 

"Because that what the instructions said."

 

"What instructions?"

 

"Those on the downloaded application forms."

 

"It didn't say that."

 

"It did."

 

"Didn't."

 

"Did."

 

Sir hears voices in background.

 

"I'm very sorry, Sir, it seems that you're correct."

 

"So have you got them?"

 

"I'll look again and get back to you."

 

"Thankyou."

 

Later.

 

"Sir, Yorkshire say they have sent them but we definitely do not have them."

 

"I see."

 

Pause. Sir is ex job and not stupid.

 

"How many photo's do you have?"

 

Pause.

 

"Um, four."

 

"So, four in total, I sent two and each referee sent one so you have them all and therefore you must have the references."

 

Long pause.

 

"Sir, would you let me check this out and we'll get back to you?"

 

"Yes, thankyou."

 

Sir is still waiting.

 

Sir lives around the corner from me in East Devon! The mind boggles.

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