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Fred and Mary have a secret phrase whenever either one feels frisky. The Phrase is 'washing machine'!

 

One night Fred say's to Mary, 'Washing machine'!

 

'Not tonight' she says, 'I'm feeling tired'.

 

About half an hour later she feels guilty and say's to Fred, 'Washing machine'.

 

'It's O.K say's Fred, 'It was only a small load so I did it by hand.

 

Boom Boom!

 

Rob, feeling a little worse for wear after a 40'th birthday bash and the thought of gettting up at 7.30am to set up a clay shoot tomorrow!

 

Be good. :D

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