BTMS Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 An elderly couple in a small town had been dating for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation on how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about s*x?" he asked. "Well,"she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say - I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked Is that ONE word or TWO!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 An elderly couple in a small town had been dating for a long time. At theurging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation on how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about s*x?" he asked. "Well,"she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say - I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked Is that ONE word or TWO!!!!!!!!!!! ***** and a bit worried that I am the person that thinks this is funny LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted October 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 LB< Two great minds think alike or............. Fools seldom differ Or how many pints beforehand Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 If I told you how many pints BTMS I would have to kill you LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 It took a while but i got it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Have you had a head trauma recently Browning LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pelt man Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 It took a while but i got it When i worked it out "IT'S FUNNY" PELTMAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Have you had a head trauma recently Browning LB Umm Yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 No damage done then LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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