lurcherboy Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 An old man, a boy & a donkey An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story ? If you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your *** goodbye! LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Nice one centurion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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