lurcherboy Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! 1 DANGEROUS: 2 SAFER: 3 SAFEST: 4 ULTRA SAFE: 1 What's for dinner? 2 Can I help you with dinner? 3 Where would you like to go for dinner? 4 Here, have some chocolate. 1 Are you wearing that? 2 Wow, you sure look good in brown! 3 WOW! Look at you! 4 Here, have some chocolate 1 What are you so worked up about? 2 Could we be overreacting? 3 Here's my paycheck. 4 Here, have some chocolate. 1 Should you be eating that? 2 You know, there are a lot of apples left. 3 Can I get you a glass of wine with that? 4 Here, have some chocolate. 1 What did you DO all day? 2 I hope you didn't over-do it today. 3 I've always loved you in that robe! 4 Here, have some more chocolate. I know you have a sense of humour girl and this was heading your way, regardless LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 *****, you cheeky sod. got bored but am back and anyways, i dont like chocolate muahahahahahahaha foiled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 *****, you cheeky sod. got bored but am back and anyways, i dont like chocolate muahahahahahahaha foiled! Got bored my **** tell the truth you spilt red wine all over the PC and knackered it........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 omg. he told you? and it was the lap top NOT my pc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 I was going to say ....."how did you spill it with a mouth that big" .....but thought that was not very nice so kept quiet Your AVATAR Woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 wotchit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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