pavman Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 an Irishman, LB and a Highlander were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'ken" says Highlander, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. In Glasgae there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Noo the landlord there goes oot of his way for the locals so much that when ye buy 4 drinks he'll buy the 5th drink for ye." "Well", said the LB, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2." "Ahhh dat's nothin", said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin dere's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house." LB and Highlander immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true. "Well," said the LB, "did this actually happen to you?" "Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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