cookies the right way

[the last engineer]

because im a nice guy and think of you guys all the time i thought id share my recipe with you

if you follow the recipe for disaster below you can all enjoy the season merrily, have fun :unsure:

 

 

 

Tequila Christmas Cookies:

1 cup of water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 tbsp. lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle tequila

 

Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality.

Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the

highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric

mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon

of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila

is still OK, so, try another cup.

 

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor. Mix on the

turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it

loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift

the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of

sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the

cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off

the turner. Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and

make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.

[darebear]

:unsure:

[Dead-Eyed Duck]

Excellent :unsure:

 

Copied the menu for trial use later

 

Don