P03 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looked into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and puts everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned out the litter boxes, put out their food and refilled their water. And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-***** downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully because I'm only going to say this once. . . . . I HAVEN'T MADE THE ******* PORRIDGE YET!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 That sounds just like Darebear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 haw haw haw. actually i hate to admit it, but thats one seriously good laugh and aye it does sound like me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted December 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Thought you might like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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