Joke

[Gordon R]

A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive,

expertly tailored black suit.

The mortician asked the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed.

He points out that the man does

look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

 

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best

in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

She gives the mortician a blank cheque and says, "I don't care what it

costs, but please have my husband in a blue

suit for the viewing."

 

The woman returns the next day for the wake.

To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit

with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.

You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful.

How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the mortician says "There's no

charge" "

No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!"

she says.

 

"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased

gentleman of about your husband's size

was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an

attractive blue suit I asked his wife if she minded

him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no

difference as long as he looked nice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Then it was just a matter of switching the heads."

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