bobt Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and it warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and it warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, . . . "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 ok, i'll admit it. i sniggered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 A cracker Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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