new to the flock Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Horse, A Chicken & A Harley >On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play >together. > >One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to >sink. > >Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the >farmer >for help! > >Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched >and >searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the >only tractor. > >Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. > > >Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of >rope >hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. > >Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken >arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of >rope >the chicken tossed to him. > >After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the >chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, >rescued the horse! > >Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the >farmer was none the wiser when he returned. > >The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best >Pals. > >A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began >to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! > >The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. > >Looking >underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would >then > >lift him out of the pit > > >The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving >his >life. > >The moral of >the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!) > >'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks' > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 doh doh doh thats mmmmmmm well B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 :o :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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