ronan nee Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 well lads, just back after taking the plunge. . spent the first week in mauritius where i said my I do's then off to dubai :( on honeymoon for another week. back here in galway now in the rain looking out the windowwondering when i can get out to bust another crow or fox. the first things one of my shooting buddies asked was if i had sold my guns yet. is this what i have to look forward to, instead of looking out the window to see when the weather is right I am looking at herself to see if I am allowed to go. reasurance needed regards ronan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 What's herselfs number? I must tell her to tell you to fix my lamp Kidding, kidding (don't break it more than it already is!) Well done and congrats again :( (Any crow today?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 your doomed buddy just try to remember the good times you had, everything is downhill now. just kidding mate, is your new mrs into the outdoors, does the goo lady partake in your shooting sports if not maybe a trip to the range for a round of clays with her indoors will help,,,,, did the trick with me, my mrs loves going shooting when she has time, more so at the handgun range, but i do feel she's practicing that for an alterior motive ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i hope its a lean shot . now the other trick is to buy her a gun so as you can go as a couple,,,,,,,,,,,,, motive 1/ she'll think your sweet, more browny points for later in the evening,,,, give it time you'll need them 2/ she'll think your thoughtfull refer to 1 3/ she'll think of the bonding time refer to 1 4/ more bonding time in the kitchen preping the game for eats, refer to 1 now the main one 5/ you'll get more guns, normaly it takes a little time but if you insist on buying till she's happy you'll get at least 5 or 6 before the jigs up, just keep practicing these lines,,,,,,, coughs to clear throat "but honey i did it for you not me" " i thought i was doing the right thing for us as a couple" " i thought our time together was as precious to you as it is it to me" " i'm hurt, i have feelings as well you know" take it from a pro, these are tried and tested, prooven to work,,,,,,,,,,,, ask my 5 wife :o Martin p.s. seriously good luck to you and the wife :( your doomed buddy B) just try to remember the good times you had, everything is downhill now. just kidding mate, is your new mrs into the outdoors, does the goo lady partake in your shooting sports if not maybe a trip to the range for a round of clays with her indoors will help,,,,, did the trick with me, my mrs loves going shooting when she has time, more so at the handgun range, but i do feel she's practicing that for an alterior motive ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i hope its a lean shot . now the other trick is to buy her a gun so as you can go as a couple,,,,,,,,,,,,, motive 1/ she'll think your sweet, more browny points for later in the evening,,,, give it time you'll need them 2/ she'll think your thoughtfull refer to 1 3/ she'll think of the bonding time refer to 1 4/ more bonding time in the kitchen preping the game for eats, refer to 1 now the main one 5/ you'll get more guns, normaly it takes a little time but if you insist on buying till she's happy you'll get at least 5 or 6 before the jigs up, just keep practicing these lines,,,,,,, coughs to clear throat "but honey i did it for you not me" " i thought i was doing the right thing for us as a couple" " i thought our time together was as precious to you as it is it to me" " i'm hurt, i have feelings as well you know" take it from a pro, these are tried and tested, prooven to work,,,,,,,,,,,, ask my 5 wife Martin p.s. seriously good luck to you and the wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronan nee Posted March 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 What's herselfs number? I must tell her to tell you to fix my lamp Kidding, kidding (don't break it more than it already is!) Well done and congrats again :( (Any crow today?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronan nee Posted March 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 well john. whats the crack. still trying to get used to the site again . only after getting my computer fixed , cost a bloody fortune . told the other lad to remind me to bring the soldering iorn with me and as usual he didn't :( . heading home tomorrow so I will get it then. the light is under my feet( by my feet ). went after crows today with conor. used them 0 56 grams. they are useless. missed everything with them, ie, conor missed everything with them . glad i only got 2 boxes. hows the flue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conor Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 well john. whats the crack. still trying to get used to the site again . only after getting my computer fixed , cost a bloody fortune . told the other lad to remind me to bring the soldering iorn with me and as usual he didn't :( . heading home tomorrow so I will get it then. the light is under my feet( by my feet ).went after crows today with conor. used them 0 56 grams. they are useless. missed everything with them, ie, conor missed everything with them . glad i only got 2 boxes. hows the flue? that bloody shotgun is a piece of **** couldnt hit a bus with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepy Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Do as I do ronan just get up before the wife slip out of the house quietly and forget to take your phone.lol :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronan nee Posted March 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 the last engineer. thanks mate you just solved one of the little things I forgot to mention before I got married. the fact that there is a CZ 453 american.22lr on the way. sorry honey. asked her to go lamping with me the next time I am out and she agreed, things are looking up. thanks again as for you conor :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 to mrs ronan get up before hubby and hide keys,leave object on stair(so they trip over and make lots of noise)and make sure your car is blocking his in.Failure to follow this advice and you to will become one of the many shooting widows Regards Mrs Sweepy :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronan nee Posted March 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 thanks sweepy. tried that before but she is very wise to it now. can't role over in bed without her asking me if I am going shooting. as for leaving the mobile at home...don't go there :( thanks mrs sweepy for opening up a can of worms. the stairs is not in yet, still have to finish house. getting there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 the stairs is not in yet top man :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.