jonno 357 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 FAMILY FORTUNES 1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword 2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon 3) Name the capital of France ? - F 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital 7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil 8) A famous Scotsman? - Jock 9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde . 10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs 11) Something that floats in a bath? - Water 12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse 13) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair 14) A famous Royal? - Mail 15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings 16) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters 17) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet 18) Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate 19) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on 20) Something associated with pigs? - The Police 21) A sign of the Zodiac? - April 22) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing 23) Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep 24) Something you put on walls? - A roof- This one had to come from an Irishman 25) Something slippery? - A conman 26) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish 27) A jacket potato topping? - Jam 28) A food that can be brown or white? - A potato 29) Something sold by gypsies? - Bananas 30) Something red? - My sweater Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Reminds me of that story about the couple on a quiz program. It was a "Mr and Mrs" style format where they have to guess what their partner had answered. The compare ad asked the question "Where was the strangest place you have had sex?" The husband answered. When the question was asked to the wife she went bright red and did not answer. The compare said "It's o.k. we already know, your husband has already told us!" He asked the question again and the wife still as red as a beetroot answered in a hushed voice "Up the bottom........." The husbands answer was "in the local park". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings Genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palombier Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Here are some more classics http://www.geocities.com/kurtodrome/english/dumb.html P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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