SNAKEBITE Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park; * The Death Slide * The Wall of Fear * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you ******* ****" The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 When will men learn to be psychic??? You'd think evolution would have already given them a 6th sense. I'll hold my hand up to being guilty of expecting my ex to be psychic. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlin1 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 So True...... :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 When will men learn to be psychic??? You'd think evolution would have already given them a 6th sense. I'll hold my hand up to being guilty of expecting my ex to be psychic. It'd be no good if we were because women would still interpret anything we said in the totally opposite way to what was intended anyway I continue to use my marriage filter (although I am no longer married ) and nod and mutter yes at convenient points in any conversation with the opposite sex - I seem to get away with it 90% of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park; * The Death Slide * The Wall of Fear * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you ******* ****" The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong. first mistake never ask them what they want . Just get somthing cheap rap it up with a card, and make sure your at work that day. Then all they can do is thank you for it . first - at least you remembered and second - they got somthing to open on there birthday. Then that makes it harder for them to moan at you. Isn't that right dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 don't get me started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 don't get me started Anyway it's my birthday next and i want two blond nymphomaniacs . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 don't get me started Anyway it's my birthday next and i want two blond nymphomaniacs . See you have been learning to spell this trip mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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