Cranfield Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 I went to the shops the other day, I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate,how about giving a bloke a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 Cranfield did you buy your Christmas crackers from the same place as Highdowns Hunter?!! 8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean johnston Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 Nice one cranfield,i like it. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted January 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 ernyha, I think his crackers were a bit cheaper than mine. :( I do like HH,s new avatar thingy, most appropriate. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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