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Breast Inspection 20ft ahead (please have them out)

 

I am not an alcoholic I am a drunk (alcoholics go to meetings)

 

I am hung like Einsteine and smart as a horse!

 

Wife and dog missing (reward for safe return of my dog)

 

I child proofed my house (but they still get in)

 

The shortest sentence is I Am (the longest is I do)

 

Keep honking that horn (I am re loading)

 

Work harder (millions on benefits in the UK rely on you)

 

Cat (underestimated as meat)

 

And as a bonus, you really are a country bumkin when

 

You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

 

You wonder how service stations keep their toilets so clean.

 

Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

 

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

 

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your wife.

 

You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

 

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it :good:

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Breast Inspection 20ft ahead (please have them out)

 

I am not an alcoholic I am a drunk (alcoholics go to meetings)

 

I am hung like Einsteine and smart as a horse!

 

Wife and dog missing (reward for safe return of my dog)

 

I child proofed my house (but they still get in)

 

The shortest sentence is I Am (the longest is I do)

 

Keep honking that horn (I am re loading)

 

Work harder (millions on benefits in the UK rely on you)

 

Cat (underestimated as meat)

 

And as a bonus, you really are a country bumkin when

 

You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

 

You wonder how service stations keep their toilets so clean.

 

Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

 

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

 

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your wife.

 

You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

 

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it :good:

its a good un pav you seem to be like me can't think of owt to do when not shooting.

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