Dead-Eyed Duck Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live chimps on board for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9.00 am, and the driver fears that he will get the sack if they don't get there on time. He decides to try and thumb a lift for his chimps and eventually an Oirish lorry driver pulls over. "Where they going?" asks the Oirish chap. "Do us a favour mate, and take these to Chester Zoo for me", says the driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your trouble". "Happy days" says the Oirish feller, loads the chimps onto his truck and gets on his way. The lorry driver gets on with fixing his truck and is there for a good few hours, when he notices the Oirish feller coming back down the motorway still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down again. "What are you playing at?", he fumes, I told you to take them to Chester Zoo!". "Oi did, and we had a great time", says the bemised Oirishman, "But there's still fifty quid left so now we're going to Alton Towers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live chimps on board for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9.00 am, and the driver fears that he will get the sack if they don't get there on time. He decides to try and thumb a lift for his chimps and eventually an Oirish lorry driver pulls over. "Where they going?" asks the Oirish chap. "Do us a favour mate, and take these to Chester Zoo for me", says the driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your trouble". "Happy days" says the Oirish feller, loads the chimps onto his truck and gets on his way. The lorry driver gets on with fixing his truck and is there for a good few hours, when he notices the Oirish feller coming back down the motorway still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down again. "What are you playing at?", he fumes, I told you to take them to Chester Zoo!". "Oi did, and we had a great time", says the bemised Oirishman, "But there's still fifty quid left so now we're going to Alton Towers". you have spent to much time on the road don.but its funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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