Andy B Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 patient "ive got a mole on the end of my willy" doctor "i can remove it but i`ll have to report you to the RSPCA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy1 Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Two Goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says: "Are you sure you can drive this thing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, Barman says " Is this some kind of a joke ?" Why has an elephant got four feet ??....... ........it would look silly with just six inches !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Ok, my turn... Did youhear the one about the Irish woodworm? Found dead in a brick. How does an elephant climb a tree? Sits on an acorn and waits for spring. How does it get down again? Sits on a leaf and wait for autumn. Why does an elephant;s feet hayellow soles? So it can hide upside donwn in a bowl of custard. Ever seen one? The it works. Had enough yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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