marlin1 Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 European Security Alert Level Update: The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bagsy Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 And the Scots have started rebuilding Hadrian’s Wall, stocking up with some evil looking sporrans and painting their faces blue and white before threatening to reveal what’s hidden beneath their kilts :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Sheer brilliance. :unsure: FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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