sweepy Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Probaly seen it before but I thought it was funny Subject: Lingerie A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £250 to £500 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £500 refund for myself. So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! It wasn't that creased in the shop. His funeral is this Thursday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Now thats what I call funny, typical woman though :unsure: D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 That's a cracker. Made Mrs. Mungler laugh (nervously). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 LB :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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