Paul in North Lincs. Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears. "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. `'What do you want me to do?" "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest, How moch was in dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly." "Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman (Wait for it...........scroll down.) I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mungler Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 I laughed out loud on that one. Like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antuk99 Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Well Wicked must be summat 2 do with those Irish Muslims that have been found glued to the ceiling n walls of the train station in Dublin The police believe that Irish Muslims av set off the 1st No Nails bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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