trakker01 Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 A 5 year old boy went to visit his Grandma one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend, I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long, The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the ***** trying to get the picture to come in clear, Frustated, she started to hit the back side of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello,son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, " Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The Minister Fainted.............. :( B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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