joke

[peter-peter]

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is

waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil, "You're on my

list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here. So,

I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite

as bad as you. I'll let one of >them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let

YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of

water. He kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was

his fate in hell.

"No!" George said, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think

I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer

and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time

after time, and more rocks appeared.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if

all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on

the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread

eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah,

I can handle this" ............

The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

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