trakker01 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman in her late forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called The ****, Where a small **** is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course the woman wanted The ****. Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening The ****, the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the **** many times and I've always loved the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and The **** won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." "Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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