gw bush

[peter-peter]

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.

 

After his talk he offers question time.

 

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

 

 

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

 

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

 

"I have 4 questions:

 

 

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans

don't have health insurance?

 

 

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that

they will continue after recess .

 

 

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,

question time. Who has a question?"

 

 

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his

name.

 

 

"Little Johnnie" he responds.

 

 

"And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"

 

 

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:

 

 

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans

don't have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the **** ..... happened to Stanley?"

[Tom Janaway]

Brilliant, best joke i have seen on here in a long time. well done :blink: :o

[berettaman1]

Brilliant, best joke i have seen on here in a long time. well done :o

Young Tom, Again we have caught you up after lights out!! Last warning, any more and your mum is going to to turn your night light out!! :blink: