Ban the hunt

[Yorkshire Pudding]

To the tune of "if you're happy & you know it, clap your hands":

 

If you want to 'show your mettle' - Ban the Hunt

If you want to grasp a 'nettle' - Ban the Hunt.

If the backbenchers are roaring

And the crime rate it is soaring

From the coffers cash is pouring

BAN THE HUNT

 

It makes such a catchy headline - Ban the Hunt

We will set an urgent deadline - Ban the Hunt

Whilst the peace of our great nation

transport health and education

seem to be beyond salvation

BAN THE HUNT

 

Show that government is working - Ban the Hunt

Proof that there shall be no shirking - Ban The Hunt

If you've lost control of 'law'

Saving pensions is a bore

and you can't drum up a war

Then BAN THE HUNT

 

Just to show we earn our wages - Ban the Hunt

Been discussing this for ages - Ban the Hunt

Not enough determination

to get tough on immigration

but we plead in mitigation

BAN THE HUNT

 

Lock your livestock up in boxes - Ban the Hunt

'Cos you cant be cruel to foxes - Ban the Hunt

When they raid and maim and loot

(are you sure - they look so CUTE)

You can poison trap and shoot

'em - BAN THE HUNT

 

If you need an 'easy target' - Ban the Hunt

Can't control the Common Market - Ban the Hunt

If your feeble leadership

Should be showing signs of slip

and you feel you've lost your grip

Then BAN THE HUNT

 

copyed from moochers

 

 

all the best Y.I.S

[sutty]

Hey Y P

You forgot the last verse ,

Just forget how it goes but tony blairs name gets a mention and it rhymes with hunt !!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

[BigDave15]

Nice One! And the really hard hitting bit is every verse is true!