dazzyboi Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Has anybody been listening to Scott Mills on R1, they found this website full of funny facts about Chuck Norris, they are quality Here is a quick sample. .There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris. .Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer. .When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. .Chuck Norris doesnt breathe, he holds air hostage! .Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. .Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 I liked "[insert name] / Chuck Norris' tears can fight cancer, the trouble is [insert name] / Chuck Norris has never cried" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Best one of the day "Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 "There is no theory of evolution, simply a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live." "If you spell 'chuck norris' at scrabble, you win. Forever." :stupid: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A K A Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 how does chuck norris find sheep in long grass.........very obliging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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