Jonnyni Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed, when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache". "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my d*ck with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!!! My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the Other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f*ckin' red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 nice one, might be quite rude to others though. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aim small miss small Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 thats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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