white fox Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 A man walked into a quiet pub. He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He placed them one beside the other on the bar. He had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the barman. The barman was surprised, but experienced and had learned not to ask people about animals they bring into the bar, so he didn't mention the ducks. They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks had to go to the gents. He left the ducks there on the bar. The barman was alone with the ducks. There was an awkward silence as they all looked at one another. The barman decided to break the ice and try to make a little conversation. "Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck. "Huey," replied the first duck. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day! What else could a duck want?" said the duck. "Oh. That's nice," said the barman. Then he said to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too! Been in and out of puddles all day myself. If I had the chance another day I'd do the same again!" said the duck in reply. So the barman turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No," she said, "my name is Puddles. And don't even ask what kind of day I've had!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 I like it... :blink: Good one after 6 pints of Stella! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 :blink: Nice one centurion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PTaylor2k4 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 haha, i get it now :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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