Pirate Posted January 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 A decent " SMOOTH" chap now!! To be fair this was not the first time I have been smooth all over, other than when I was born of course. I have been epilated in a number of differing ways before, 38 times to be exact. But some of the methods would no doubt be illegal in the UK. Still, I am COOL, and that's what counts! Pirate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 A guy that worked on the same company as me suffered from Alopecia. He was completely hairless. It took some time for anyone to realize this and it came about because he wore a different coloured wig everyday. Just like you would wear a clean shirt. As rumours of his wig started to circulate people would sniff near him for the tell tale smell of Bostick type glue. When it became common knowledge that he was wearing the wigs he didn’t bother hiding the fact and sometimes in the summer heat it would become unglued and flap about like the Irish puppet characters “ Mr. Sage and Mr. Onionâ€. He would also lift up the wig and scratch his head. This one summer he went on holiday to Italy and came back without it. His appearance was so changed that I did not recognize him but very soon that’s what he looked like and everyone accepted him for who he was, rather than what he thought people thought about his baldness. Ps Why SYRUPS ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted January 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Ps Why SYRUPS ? Syrup of Figs= wigs (ryming slang) Pirate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 CLANG Thanks “ Mr. Sage or Mr. Onion†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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