white fox Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 A computer was something on TV From Dr Who, Star Trek, or something equally remote A window was something you hated to clean.... And RAM was the cousin of a goat..... MEG was the name of my girlfriend And GIG was a band playing live Now they all mean different things And that really MEGA bytes An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity And a keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was plate on some toffy johnny foreigners motor And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy You hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to your rubbish Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be banged up in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened down your commode (should be lavvy but it don't rhyme) Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharp_shooter Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Good one white fox, very true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 good one, quite true aswell. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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