for friday

[the last engineer]

i know someones going to come on and say its old and been done before, screw it so have i :unsure: i thought it was good enough to stick on for a light veiwing

 

Subject: An actual letter to the

passport office!

 

Dear Mr. Minister,

 

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

 

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from

them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

 

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?

 

My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the

past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid

customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census

forms that are done at election times.

 

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert,

and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

****!

 

I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really ****** off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this

********! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my

******' address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals

***holes workin' there!

 

Look at my damn picture. Do I look like

Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for **** sakes. I just

want to go and park my *** on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why

would you give a **** whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15

days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a

goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

 

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another ******' copy of my birth

certificate, to the tune of $60 !!!

 

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new

passport the same day??

 

Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the ******'

place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some ***hole to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture

- you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?!

(******' morons)

 

Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally ****** off!

 

Signed - An Irate ****** Canadian Citizen.

 

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family

has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military

for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang.

 

I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer

work for the RCMP for about five years.

 

However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO

WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST ****** CHINA!!!

 

Hamilton, Ontario Canada

[lurcherboy]

I am guessing you have had a bitch of a day Martin and letting both barrels off at the same time

 

Have a weekend of shooting of the hip and I am sure you will feel a lot better

 

BTW the post was good :unsure:

 

 

 

 

LB

[the last engineer]

I am guessing you have had a bitch of a day Martin and letting both barrels off at the same time

 

Have a weekend of shooting of the hip and I am sure you will feel a lot better

 

BTW the post was good

LB :yp:

 

LB the weather here is the pitts, its minus "your nuts fell off a week ago" at the moment, if i shoot the lead in the barrels refuses to come out

even i put on a coat the other day when starting the truck, twas a balmy minus 38c god was in a bad mood that day, the bleedin mrs wants to cuddle up at night now as well :unsure: my life is coming to an end

 

Martin

[JohnGalway]

If you think that's bad, try being a sheep farmer in Ireland within the EU (which I do love). At least that mail was about a human being The Government blames the farmer, if the farmer blames the Government they pass the buck to the EU, who blame the Government. Either way you end up getting screwed by one of them, as it's never their fault :unsure: They get all information on my sheep, from when they're initially tagged, to when they're sold on for breeding or eating, to whatever if any medicines I buy for them, or what fertiliser I put out, or feed I give to them, and a lot more besides. They know to the nearest centimetre how much ground I have, measured by satalite. They have me in various schemes, I can't remember how many! All with their own paper work, and still, even when I fill everything in correctly, send it in on time, work within the rules, *I* get the blame when their too lazy lard ***** can't be bothered college educated sons/daughters of Satan civil serpents don't/won't or can't (due to stupidity) look up the amount of files thye have on me which even the Gestapho would have been proud of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

It ain't that easy to get to some of Mr Cranfields EU money

[death from below]

We all need the Australian Primeminister to become WORLD president......he is a common snese top bloke, no use whatsoever to the EU butt surfers who just love triplicate forms