white fox Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them. The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 good one, but that joke was on here 2or3months ago. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted August 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 I posted this after reading all the 'Topics and Language' posts thought we all needed cheering up :yp: Unfortunatley I don't read all the posts on this forum, so missed this one from a few months ago. A while ago I did ask for a 'joke category' but no response to that one.... Thanks for keeping me on my toes. I'm now trying my very best for good language, use of asterisks, and high standards.. Bah.. we need some fun.... WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 ditto that (capital letter )White fox(comma) need a few more lighthearted moments(comma)life's too short to be fighting all the time (period or full stop pending country of origin) (capital letter )(new sentance)I still liked the joke though (period or full stop pending country of origin) (capital letter )Martin(period or full stop pending country of origin) :yp: couldnt help it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 metooithinkitsveryimportanttousegrammeretccorrectly. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 so this french guy an english guy and a yank are walking down the beach one day ,when they happen upon a lamp,they all 3 dive on it together and rub it . as per the inevitable genie appears ,looks at the three guys and says "usualy i grant three wishes to one person ,this time all three of you get one wish each". the typical large mouthed yank yells out first . "i want all americans in america ,and everyone else out ,then build a wall 100 feet tall all around ". "done" says the geine. the not so polite frenchy yells next . "i want all french people in france ,and everyone else out ,then build a wall 100 feet tall all around ". "done" says the geine. next the englishman looks at the frog and the yank shakes his head slowly,turns to the genie and asks " did you do the wall thing for those two " "yes" says the genie " 100 feet tall all around france and america" "good " says the englishman "FILL EM BOTH FULL OF WATER FOR ME " :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted August 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG." Another guy says, "What's that?" The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy." Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK. A girl asks, "What's that?" He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids." A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE." Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?" She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, ****, Etc." ....Sorry ... I just couldn't resist the asterisks.. :yp: WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 ah all the recent jokes are top of the range, Gold medal in the olympics :yp: Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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