dazza Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 At the 2004 World Women's conference, the first speaker from Canada, stood up "At last years conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband I would no longer cook for him, and that he would have to do it himself. Afer the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb". The crowd stood up, applauded and cheered. The second speaker, from France, stood up "After last years conference I went straight home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that not only had he done his own, but my washing as well". Once again the audience rose to their feet, applauded and cheered. The third speaker, from Scotland stood up "After last year's conference ah went home and tolt ma man that I widnae doo his cookin, cleanin or shoppin, and he wid hiftae doo it himsell. After the first day I saw nothin, after the second day I saw nothin, but after the third day, I could see a wee bit oota ma left eye" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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squintshot Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Who says us Scots are volitile!?? Tried to tell the wife this joke but she couldn't hear me over the washing machine and cooker! Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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