white fox Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Old but good A woman was pregnant with triplets. She was robbed and shot three times in the stomach. A bullet hit each unborn child. The children were OK and the doctors thought it was more risky to try and remove the bullets than it was to leave them in. Sixteen years later, the oldest girl came into the room crying to her mother. She told her mother she had to pee and a bullet came out. The mother told her the story about the robbery and explained to her that it is ok about the bullet. The next day, the middle girl came crying into the room with the same problem. She had to pee and a bullet came out. Again, the mother explained the robbery story and the girl was fine. The next day, the youngest, a boy, came into the room to talk to his mother. The mother said, "I know son. You were trying to pee and a bullet came out of you." The son said, "No, mum. I was just stroking my "John Thomas" and I shot the dog!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elma Fud Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 :( Nice one centurian LB :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDealsUK Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 A young(ish) mother after giving her husband 3 beautiful children decided that her privates were a bit the worse for wear after three births, and decided that some cosmetic surgery was required to remove some of the excess tissue that had developed over the years (........ think curtains here...) She told her husband of her plans, and whilst she was extremeley apprehensive of having any surgical procedure carried out, was determined to go through with the op so she and her husband could relive the passion of their youth. The husband was overcome with joy, he told her that this was the bravest thing she'd ever done for him, however he insisted that she should only go ahead if she was absolutely sure. So.... They went to see the consultant who agreed to carry out the op When she came round the only person in the room was a nurse as the wife looked around she saw 3 enormous bunches of red roses "who are they from" the wife asked - read them to me read them to me!! The Nurse read the label on the 1st bunch these are from the consultant - he says that the op was a complete success, that you were a model patient and he hopes that you and your husband are delighted with the result of the op.... Then the Nurse read the note on the 2nd bunch of roses These are from your husband, he says he loves you, and that you are the bravest most loving women he's ever known and that he cant wait to get you home to make love to you Then the nurse read the note on the 3rd bunch of red roses These are from Jimmy in the Burns Unit................................... The Note says "To Whom it may concern....................Thanks for the new ears!!!" :( :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 GunDealsUK thats a class joke Whitefox's wasnt to bad either. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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