Seymour Butts Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 > > >>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect > > >>courtship, they had a perfect wedding. > > >> > > >>Their life together was, of course, perfect. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their > > >>perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side > of > > >>the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. > > >> > > >>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to > > >>disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple > loaded > > >>Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along > > >>delivering the toys. > > >> > > >> > > >>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect > couple; > > >>and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. > > >> > > >>Question: Who was the survivor? > > >>(Scroll down for the answer.) > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >>Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really > > >>existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and > > >>there > > >>is no such thing as a perfect man. > > >> > > >>**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep > > >>scrolling. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have > > >>been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. > > >> > > >> > > >>Men Keep scrolling > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this > illustrates > > >>another point: Women never listen. Happy New Year!!!! S.B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTaylor2k4 Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 nice joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aled_cky Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 classical will be a good one for father after Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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