Technical support

[Hodmedod.one]

Dear Technical Support,

 

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 31, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

 

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

 

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

 

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004.

 

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

 

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

 

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Can you please urgently advise the best course of action.

 

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[HAMMY]

H.O.,

I'm sorry your too late the damage is done, before upgradeing to Wife 1. you should have installed Pre Nup 1. And then you could have discarded the old software easily, you shall now have to wait until the Mother Board dies and then you can consider your future options.

 

 

Technical Support

 

 

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[PEREGRINE]

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Peregrine

[webber]

H O and other Pigeon Watchers beware.

 

I read this post and found it very amusing, to the point that I printed it out and shared it with a few work mates. The document eventually filtered its way into our general office, where Mrs webber works accompanied by two other young ladies.

 

I dont think that they are impressed, so far the steam of tea and coffee that befits an MD has dried up, and Wife 1.1 has managed launch dinner @ 6.30 into a centrifugal reaction spin, causing the peas to uniformly distribute themselves about the dining room; the carrots required re formating, and the mashed spud became unstable and totaly collapsed. For sweet I directed myself toward fridge 2.1, but was refused entry by soup dragon 1.1.

 

This morning has faired no better, its now 10 am, and my usual brew at 9.30 is lost somewhere in our network, my throat, like the bottom of a parrots cage. Maybe I'll have to make my own brew! Now where's the cd for whirlwind7.9

 

webber