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On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play

together.

 

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>One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a Bog and began

to sink.

 

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>Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get

the farmer for help!

 

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>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

 

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>Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to

no avail, For he had gone to town with the only tractor.

 

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>Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-4 series BMW.

 

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>Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the beautiful

motor car and the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he

still had time to save his friend's life.

 

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>Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the

chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the

loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

 

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>After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the

chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car,

rescued the donkey!

 

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>Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and

the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

 

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>The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best

pals

 

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>A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a mud pit,

and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his

life!

 

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>The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large

puddle.

 

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>Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he

would then lift him out of the pit.

 

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>The chicken got a good grip, and the donkey pulled him up and out,

saving his life.

 

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>The moral of the story?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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>When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a

chick.

 

 

LTFOL WB

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