the last engineer Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 A Little Flab One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control- top panty hose. * While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother." a funny one for the weekend Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Another blinder NT. So what did you say to the wife in reply LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted June 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 :*) :*) :*) WHO THE FORK TOLD YOU have a good weekend LB Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 LB was close Martin, only 2000miles or so between you and NT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 I wouldn't let the small mater of 2000 miles or so stop me checking out a milk maiden Ernyha No offence intended TLE. This post was made TIC before the washer women start up Have a good one you two LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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